I watched a programme on the television recently. It was called ‘50 ways to kill your mother’ and it made quite interesting viewing.
A son took his elderly mother on adventures of a lifetime in order that she might experience some real thrills in life and not just sitting in the house waiting for death. She was taken dancing in a musical production in Bangkok, catch a crocodile and ride a scary roller coaster in Florida, United States. He did not really want to kill her, you understand. But, it makes a nice title and a great programme.
Similarly, I know you do not want to kill your husband but you may be doing so inadvertently. I will speak to you only about four ways to kill your husband and get away with murder! If that is what you want.
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